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TO:  paul@morrischamber.org

I was amused by the fantasy gibberish of the plus-good double speak in the ad below, but now I am concerned that there are people who actually know nothing about how the world works, yet are compelled to organize events to demonstrate it to like-minded folks, those not really paying attention, and forced audiences.

I have decided to keep this email and use it as a demonstration of the mental dysfunction that is destroying our economy and society. What is astounding is this is from a Chamber of Commerce.  

Then again, let me offer some copy.  Feel free to use it as no one actually reads this stuff:

Welcome to our intervention into the assurance of sustainable methodologies based upon a triple bottom line leadership focus where flexibility will highlight how the new sustainable leaders will be ablt to direct the Greening of stuff by talking about development and producing state-of-the art green banners that will be placed by the bathroom of progressive companies interested in developing LeaderShip qualities that will initiate the proper-thinking patters designed to flexibly fund LeaderShip programs and progressive consulting organization that pay their employees to stand before audiences that may be programmed into proper ways of addressing new, innovative strategies using modern steps to developing Green stuff. Then, we will all live happily ever after

Gene Cunningham

On Feb 15, 2013, at 12:59 PM, Transitioning to Green LLC wrote:

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We help you integrate sustainability into all aspects of your business.      Five workshop days of learning in leadership. When: To be held over five consecutive Fridays: April 26, May 3. May 10, May 17, May 24, 2013. Register Now Early bird rates expire March 15th: $2,000 for MCCC members. $2500 for non MCCC members Directions To Morris County Chamber Featured Article "Leadership Development 3.0: Triple Bottom Line Leadership for the 21st Century,"   Leadership Excellence,  by Jeana Wirtenberg, June 2012:        Click here   News Leadership Excellence Rankings of the top 500 programs in leadership development named Transitioning to Green to its 2012 list for LeaderShip Development 3.0.  Greetings! Register Now for LeaderShip Development 3.0    Hosted by Morris County Chamber of Commerce  Leadership for embedding sustainability  throughout your company.  A new reality is emerging in which sustainability is a key concern and a pivotal driver for your company's future. An overwhelming majority of corporate CEOs - 93 percent - believe that sustainability will be critical to their future success, and that a tipping point will soon be reached. Sustainable business practices are rapidly becoming the only way business can and should be done (UN Global Compact-Accenture CEO Study 2010).   Yet most business leaders do not know how to embed sustainability into their company, its strategies, processes, systems and, perhaps most importantly, into its culture and its people. While a number of sustainability programs focus primarily on the environmental and operational aspects of sustainability, LeaderShip Development 3.0 is unique in that it focuses on fully integrating sustainability into every aspect of your company, including the people side of your business.    Transitioning to Green has designed a cutting-edge leadership development program focused on the triple bottom line (people, planet, and profits). In partnership with business simulation developer GlobStrat Academy, and utilizing GlobStrat's state-of-the-art proven business simulation, participants experience the equivalent of six years of leading and implementing sustainable business practices.      Participants who complete the program will be able to: Develop their own sustainable leadership capacities, including their adaptability, resilience, versatility, creativity, and ecological  intelligence Define a sustainable, triple bottom line strategy for competitive advantage Translate a sustainable strategy into aligned, coherent action Integrate every function in a business with sustainability and societal responsibility The program will be hosted at the Morris County Chamber of Commerce, 325 Columbia Turnpike #101  Florham Park, NJ 07932 from 8:30 AM-5 PM over five consecutive Fridays: April 26, May 3. May 10, May 17, and May 24. For more information about LeaderShip Development 3.0 Click here      To Register for our program Click here    To discuss the program in more detail, or if you have any questions about your participation in the program, please contact me at 973-335-6299 or email jwirtenberg@transitioningtogreen.com. To discuss sponsorship opportunities for the Transitioning to Green/ Morris County Chamber program, please contact Paul Boudreau, President, Morris County Chamber of Commerce, at 973-210-6081 or email: paul@morrischamber.org.    Sincerely, Jeana Wirtenberg, Ph.D. CEO, Transitioning to Green

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