Your Debt Load

A good reason to vote in the primary and vote against everyone, if you are not sure who to vote for.  There are a precious few you may want to keep, but the rule is if you cannot be sure of getting all the rot, amputate the entire leg.  So, without any useful information other than gang membership in a party, just vote out the incumbent.

Look what they have done to your life:

I stopped using a credit card probably around 1995. I don't have anything fancy, sure, but I also do not have a slave's collar. Still, it is interesting that to listen to slaves compare their chains.  It seems quite an honor to have forged a powerful link to your own servitude.

This is almost like VOTE FOR NONE OF THE ABOVE, but that will not work as almost all of the above suffer from various personality deficiencies, so you have to vote. So, go out the primary and take revenge, as well as a car load of friends.